Gabriel Whaley

MSCHF.xyz

@gabriel_whaley 2,012 X followersFirst product launched 10y ago

Total monthly visits: <5K; Sep 2026 · Below 5K floorAll others besides Toaster Bath Bomb are <5K
Public revenue: Undisclosed; No public revenue across products
Products: 9; +5 +2
Since Jan 2016 · 3 offline
Latest launch: 6y ago; Zuckwatch<5K visits/mo

100% full-depth creator dossier open: complete product portfolio, 12-month combined traffic & MRR curves, shipping cadence, and timeline events.

Products

Products and research metrics
Product	Tagline	Category	Visits · Sep	MoM	Launched	Revenue
Toaster Bath Bombtoasterbathbomb.comA BATHBOMB TO DIE FOR.	A BATHBOMB TO DIE FOR.	Consumer Goods Brands	<5K	Prev <5K	2019-12	Undisclosed
Zuckwatchzuckwatch.comZuckwatch has two purposes. It can only function with your help.	Zuckwatch has two purposes. It can only function with your help.	Unclassified	<5K	Prev <5K	2020-01	Undisclosed
Away Modeawaymode.comUse this awkward Alexa skill to protect your home from unwanted visitors.	Use this awkward Alexa skill to protect your home from unwanted visitors.	Personal & Family Safety	<5K	Prev <5K	2018-08	Undisclosed
Reginaldreginald.ioPersonal AI that sends passive aggressive emails for you	Personal AI that sends passive aggressive emails for you	Email Clients & Inbox	—	—	2016-01	Undisclosed
Suit Up BotOfflinesuitupbot.wtfA 🤖 that hooks you up with a discount on a tuxedo for prom.	A 🤖 that hooks you up with a discount on a tuxedo for prom.	Unclassified	—	—	2017-03	Undisclosed
Jerseyshorefistpumpjerseyshorefistpump.comFist pump 'till your arm falls off	Fist pump 'till your arm falls off	Quizzes, Memes & Fun	—	—	2018-04	Undisclosed
RedeyeescapesOfflineredeyeescapes.comFind flights to pollen-free destinations	Find flights to pollen-free destinations	Unclassified	—	—	2018-05	Undisclosed
InstacatOfflinegetinstacat.comPlay with cats while you grocery shop on Instacart	Play with cats while you grocery shop on Instacart	Unclassified	—	—	2018-06	Undisclosed
Jesus Shoesjesus.shoesMSCHF DROP #07	MSCHF DROP #07	Consumer Goods Brands	—	—	2019-11	Undisclosed

Timeline

Launches, marketing, revenue milestones, and pricing/plan/positioning changes across products

Nov 1 · 14d ago
- Jesus Shoes Adopted technology: Cloudflare Browser InsightsFeatures
  —→Cloudflare Browser Insights
- Zuckwatch Adopted technology: Cloudflare Browser InsightsFeatures
  —→Cloudflare Browser Insights
Jan 28, 2020 · 6y ago
- Zuckwatch launchedNew product
Dec 11, 2019 · 6y ago
- Toaster Bath Bomb launchedNew product
Nov 19, 2019 · 6y ago
- Jesus Shoes launchedNew product

Products

Timeline

Nov 1 · 14d ago

Jan 28, 2020 · 6y ago

Dec 11, 2019 · 6y ago

Nov 19, 2019 · 6y ago