John Hobbs

Platform Engineer @ Flywheel

@jmhobbs 853 X followers jmhobbs velvetcache.org First product launched 10y ago

Total monthly visits: 9.1K; Down13.5%MoMOct 2026Only Cultofthepartyparrot has traffic data
Public revenue: Undisclosed; No public revenue across products
Products: 2; Since Jan 2016 · 1 offline
Latest launch: 10y ago; Dun-Dun-DuhNo traffic data yet

100% full-depth creator dossier open: complete product portfolio, 12-month combined traffic & MRR curves, shipping cadence, and timeline events.

Traffic

Portfolio · Last 12 months

Monthly visits

Products and research metrics
Product	Tagline	Category	Visits · Oct	MoM	Launched	Revenue	Actions
CultofthepartyparrotOSScultofthepartyparrot.comPARTY OR DIE	PARTY OR DIE	Design Assets & Mockups	9.1K	Down13.5%	2016-01	Undisclosed
Dun-Dun-DuhOfflinedun-dun-duh.comMake your image more dramatic	Make your image more dramatic	Unclassified	—	—	2016-04	Undisclosed

Launches, marketing, revenue milestones, and pricing/plan/positioning changes across products

Nov 1 · 14d ago
- Cultofthepartyparrot Adopted technology: Cloudflare Browser InsightsFeatures
  —→Cloudflare Browser Insights
Apr 26, 2016 · 10y ago
- Dun-Dun-Duh launchedNew product
Jan 12, 2016 · 10y ago
- Cultofthepartyparrot launchedNew product