Products

Berate Me

AI-native

Get roasted into reaching your goals! For $5/month, we'll send you hilarious AI-powered insults that somehow make you a better person.

berate.me Productivity & Collaboration / Habits, Focus & Time Tracking

AI Benchmark
Desktop
Mobile
Monthly visits
<5K
Oct 2026
Public revenue
Undisclosed
No public revenue evidence yet
Entry price
$4.2/mo
Lower than 73% of peersNiche median $6/mo
Creators
Jared Vallejo
No social account linked
Launched
19mo ago
2025-04-22 · Est.

Traffic

Monthly visitsData through Oct 2026

Marketing moves

Launches, search & content, referrals, promotions

  • Launched on Product HuntLaunch

    Daily doses of Motivational Mockery

    Apr 22, 2025 · 19mo agoLaunch page

Traffic sources

Oct 2026

Traffic breakdown

Channels

No data yet

Countries

No data yet

Search

Domain authority —Domain registered 2024-07-05

No search keyword data for this website yet.

Traffic data: Vaneform

Pricing

Dope-Ass DeepSeek
$6.9/mo
Crank out 13 insults per day
Lame-Ass Llama
$4.2/mo
Generate 7 insults per day
F\\kin Freeloader
$0/forever
Email delivery only · 10 free credits · 1 measly insult per day · Pre-made generic goals only · No WhatsApp delivery
Own This Sh\*t
$420.1K/once

Trial: None · 3 paid tiers ($4.2–$420069) · Observed 2026-11-07 · Source page

Entry price $4.2/mo, Lower than 73% of peers; “Habits, Focus & Time Tracking” median is $6/mo.View pricing benchmark

Pages & changes

Tracked since 2025-04-22

Key pages

Weekly snapshots
Home
berate.me/ Snapshot 2026-11-08

Changes

No pricing, plan, or positioning changes detected since tracking started.

Questions & evidence

How much does Berate Me cost?
Dope-Ass DeepSeek: $6.9/mo; Lame-Ass Llama: $4.2/mo; F\\kin Freeloader: $0/forever; Own This Sh\*t: $420.1K/once. Observed 2026-11-07. Check the source for current billing terms, usage limits and taxes.Source
How much website traffic does Berate Me get?
Vaneform estimates <5K website visits in 2026-10. Visits can include repeat visits; this estimate measures web traffic separately from paying customers or revenue.Source
What is Berate Me and what platforms does it support?
Berate Me is catalogued under Habits, Focus & Time Tracking: Get roasted into reaching your goals! For $5/month, we'll send you hilarious AI-powered insults that somehow make you a better person.. Supported platforms: API.

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